What are the pipes at the police station made of?
Copper!
What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A timber wolf!
Why was the calendar excited?
Because it had a date!
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door; I’m dressing!
Why was the ant confused?
All his uncles were aunts!
What do you call a magic owl?
Whooodini!
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