Why are dollars so smart?
Because they have a lot of cents!
Why will tennis players never marry?
Because in tennis love means nothing.
What’s the best kind of water to dance on?
Tap Water!!!!
What city do cows love most in the USA?
MOO York City!
Italy got Hungary.
Ate Turkey.
Slipped on Greece.
Went shopping in Iceland.
And then got eaten by Wales!
What did the martial arts champ have for dinner?
A karate chop!
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