Why did the tomato turn red?
Beacause it saw the banana split!!
What kind of snacks does a duck like?
Quwackers!
WHY DOES SAND GET WET?
BECAUSE THE SEA WEED!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t like milk?
Lactose intolerant!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
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