What do you get when you cross a hitchhiker with poison ivy?
An itch-hiker!
Doctor! Doctor! I have started seeing into the future!
When did this start M’lad?
Next Tuesday doctor!
Why did the math worksheet go to the doctor?
It had problems!
Why are dolls so afraid of cook-outs?
Because of last time that they had a Barbie-Q!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Act like a nut!
Why did the tortilla chips start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa!
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