Why did they not let the cat go to school?
Because it is a cheetah!
What did the water buffalo say to his son before he left for college?
BISON!!!!
What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did the balloon say to the pin?
Hey buster!
Why can’t pirates play cards?
They are sitting on the deck!
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