What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no eye deer!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Shay, age 11, Burpengary, Australia
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
From Zoey, age 11, Auburn Washington
Where did the mouse get his tail fixed?
From Soukarya, 9 years old, India
Why is B feeling cold ?
From Cassie C., 10 years old, New Zealand
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
From Eliane, age 10, Ventura, California
What do you call six ducks in a crate?
From James, age 12, Keighley, England.
Where do cows go on their space vacation?

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