What did the school janitor say to the wall?
“One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you.”
What do you get when you cross a monastery with a lion?
A roaring friarplace!
What is a cow’s favourite holiday (vacation)?
Mooo York!
What do you call a car that takes crying babies to the hospital?
A Waaahbulance!
What do you get when you cross a hen and a hotel?
A chick-inn!
How does a rhino pay for dinner?
He charges!
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