Jokes By Kids

From Hulkar Alibaeva, 3 years old, North Attleboro,MA,USA

Italy got Hungary.
Ate Turkey.
Slipped on Greece.
Went shopping in Iceland.

And then got eaten by Wales!

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From Bubbe, a grownup, Randallstown, MD

What did the martial arts champ have for dinner?

A karate chop!

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From Mif, age 11, Europe

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Lots of blood tests!

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From Alexis, 10 years old, Atlanta, Georgia

What kind of jokes do veggies like?

Corny ones!

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From Lauren the Ice Queen, 17 years old, USA

What did the math teacher say to her boyfriend?

You have my digits!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How do you make a egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk!

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