What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coughin’?
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket!
What do you call a dinosaur you run away from?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us?
A bus driver and a doctor like a girl named Sarah. The bus driver goes away for a week and gives Sarah 7 apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
What did the cow and the duck make for lunch?
Milk and qwackers!!
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