What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
Why did the lady tie skates to her chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?
Yet!
Why is math delicious?
Because it has Pie(Pi)
Why did the ball roll down the hill?
Because it was on a roll!
What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
An automobile!
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