Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
When ketchup and mustard were racing, and ketchup was behind, what did ketchup say?
I’ll ketchup to you!
What did the hurricane say to the twister?
I got my eye on you!
What kind of phone does a Cyclops have?
An eye-phone!
What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
Mississippi!
What kind of instrument do you wear on your feet??
Socksaphones.
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