What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A slow poke!
What do you call a baby who is not very sure about things?
Maybe!
A man is in jail and got a note from his wife; it said, “When is a good time to plant my flowers? I’m going to dig up the garden.” Knowing that the guard reads all the letters, he wrote back, “No, that’s where I put the cash.” A day later he got a letter that said, “People came and dug up the back yard!”
Then he said, “Now plant.”
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Flat minor.
What did the man who always had an itch say when he was disappointed?
Darn-itch!
(Teacher asks his student:)”What are you going to write your history essay on?”
“Paper.”
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