Why did the Math book cry?
It had too many problems.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
Why did the dinosaur blow up?
Because he was a dino-mite dinosaur!
I took a prune to the prom. Why?
I couldn’t find a date!
How did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut!
How do you make a gorilla stew?
You keep it waiting for dinner!
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