I know a fighting joke…
But, I can never remember the right punch line!
What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass ( I lied about the wheels)
What do you call a doll which swims in the water?
A doll-phin!
Why did the Duck die?
Because his Doctor was a Quack!!!
What kind of monkeys fly?
Hot air baboons!
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