What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
Why did the Mother Cat move the Kittens?
She didn’t want to litter.
How did the broom get a girlfriend?
He swept her off her feet!
What does stuck seaweed say?
“Kelp! Kelp!”
So there was a soldier and he told the general”The infantry is coming, the infantry is coming!” and the General said “Warn the rest of the soldiers.”
And finally when the sapling arrived a different general said, “Finally I’ve been wating for this little guy to come. I’m gonna go plant this Infant TREE.”
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says “spit out your gum!” and the train says “chew chew!”
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