A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
My wife misses me…
But, her aim is getting better!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
Is that you coughin’?
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
What do you do when your nose goes on strike?
Picket!
What do you call a dinosaur you run away from?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us?
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