Why did the lady put lipstick on her head?
because she couldn’t make up her mind!
Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?
A postman!
What is lighter than a feather but even the strongest person in the world can’t lift it?
Air!
What happens to a marathon runner with bad footwear?
They suffer the agony of de-feet! (Defeat)
The more I dry the wetter I get…
Towel !
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it!
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