What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
Why did the skeleton kill?
Cos’ he was heartless.
Why did calendar write its will?
Its days were numbered!
What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?
Banana!!!!!!!!!!
What do you get if you lose your knuckle in your sandwich?
A knuckle sandwich!
Where did the rabbit go for breakfast
I Hop!
