What is the Square Root of Pi?
Whipped Cream!
A nurse tells a doctor, “Doc, there’s a man out there who thinks he’s invisible.”
The doctor says “Tell him to wait, I can’t see him right now!”
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
‘Cause KFC was across the street!
What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?
An astro-nut!
What did the moose say to the cow?
Hola.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can Neverland!
