What do you call a peanut that is an astronaut?
An astro-nut!
What did the moose say to the cow?
Hola.
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can Neverland!
Why don’t lobster’s share?
Because they are shellfish!
Where do snowmen keep there money?
In snow banks!
What did the dog say when the boy pulled his tail?
“This is the end of me!”
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