It is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of the end,
And the end of every space.
What is it?
The letter E.
What did the sign over the Underwear Store say?
Git your butt over here!
Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do coats like to drink?
Coat-la-cola
Waitress: Do you like your food?
Mr. Limo: It tastes funny.
Waitress: Then why aren’t you laughing?
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hairs!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 200
- 201
- 202
- 203
- 204
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
