What does dirty rain do ?
It showers!
What do you call a happy Lassie?
A jolly Collie!
TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?
JENNY: AIR IN A HURRY
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he took two steps, stopped, and turned to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went: step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, “I was being the Ring Bear.”
What type of bun does Fluttershy like her veggie dog in?
A bunny!
Who is the best singer in computer land ??????????
A dell!
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