What do you call a sleeping bull?
A Bull DOZER!
There are 3 houses – a blue house, a red house, and a white house. The Blue House is to the left of the house in the middle. The Red House is to the right of the house in the middle. Where is the White House?
In Washington D.C.!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a fly, a car, and a pet?
A flying Carpet!
Who invented fractions?
Henry 1/8.
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!
What does a cow read every morning?
A moo-spaper
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