What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
What did the robot say when it couldn’t catch the train?
“Cannot commute!”
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed before sleeping?
To draw the curtains!
Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
Because there is a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!
What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
A rock star.
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