What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why is Cinderella bad at sports?
She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Remember these two words; they will open a lot of doors in your life…
Push and pull!
I know a fighting joke…
But, I can never remember the right punch line!
What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass ( I lied about the wheels)
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