What does the cow say to the calves who are too slow?
Moove it!
Where do dogs park their cars?
The barking lot!
Why did the crab blush?
Because the Sea wee’d!
Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.
Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
Why did it rain?
Because Mother Nature had to go!
What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?
A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!
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