What do the sun and moon usually argue about?
Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!
Why did the Football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarterback!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps off, how many are left?
None, because the rest are copycats!
Why did the students report card drown ?
Because it was under C-Level! (Sea level)
Take away my first letter.
Take away my second.
Take away all my letters and I still remain the same.
What am I?
A postman!
What is lighter than a feather but even the strongest person in the world can’t lift it?
Air!
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