What happens to a marathon runner with bad footwear?
They suffer the agony of de-feet! (Defeat)
The more I dry the wetter I get…
Towel !
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a boogie in it!
How long can a human live without a brain?
How old are you?
What do cats read in the morning?
Mews-papers!
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
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