Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Why do we need to go to the bed?
Because the bed does not come to us.
Where does a pirate look at trees?
At the ARRRR-boretum!
Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read!
What chocolate bars do you eat in space?
Milky Ways and Mars Bars
What do you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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