Where do dogs park their cars?
The barking lot!
Why did the crab blush?
Because the Sea wee’d!
Me: Hey, do you know what IDK means?
You: I don’t know.
Me: AAAAAAARGH! Why doesn’t ANYBODY know what it means?!?!?!?
Why did it rain?
Because Mother Nature had to go!
What do you call a cross between a rooster and a duck?
A bird who gets up at the quack of dawn!
What do the sun and moon usually argue about?
Their sandwich. The sun wants day-onnaise and the moon wants pea-night butter!
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