What do a note and a pencil have in common?
They both can be sharp!
Why do chemist learn about ammonia first?
Because that’s the basic stuff!
Why did the boy sleep under the oil tank?
To get up oily in the morning!
What’s my least favorite part of school?
The quizzes. I really detest them!
Two cowboys are talking one day.
Jeb: “I see that you are only wearing one spur on the left boot. Any good cowboy knows that to ride a horse you need spurs on both boots.”
Festus: “I figger it this way. it’s cheaper and the right side will go just as fast as the left side.”
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moo-vies.
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