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From Casey, 11 years old, New York, NY

What do stars use to buy things?

Starbucks!
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Filed Under: Space

From Kailey V, 9 years old, Los Angeles, California

What gets wetter in the rain, and never dries?

The sea!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Meah, age 11, America

Why did the chicken turn into chicken nuggets?

Because he said when he grew up,he wanted to be just like his father!
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Patrick, age 9, England

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A Bull DOZER!
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Filed Under: Cow

From Hopester , 13 years old, Awesome NJ

There are 3 houses – a blue house, a red house, and a white house. The Blue House is to the left of the house in the middle. The Red House is to the right of the house in the middle. Where is the White House?

In Washington D.C.!!!!!!!!!!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Amy, age 14, Coleman, TX

What do you call a fly, a car, and a pet?

A flying Carpet!
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Filed Under: Bug

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