There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…
I heard you the first time so just keep your shoes on; I am just putting on mine!
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What does a black belt ear for lunch?
Kung-food!
What did the teddybear say after his dinner ?
I’m stuffed
Where are pencils made?
Pennsylvania!
A person in his apartment wants to go to the 7th floor; there are no stairs and no elevator. What does he do?
He drinks 7 up!
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