What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but NOBODY can pee soup!!!
What does a cow read every morning?
A moo-spaper
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
What did the robot say when it couldn’t catch the train?
“Cannot commute!”
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed before sleeping?
To draw the curtains!
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