Why does it take longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than from 1st to 2nd?
Because there is a short stop between 2nd and 3rd!
What does a rock want to be when it grows up?
A rock star.
If a fine is a tax for doing wrong. What is a tax?
A tax is a fine for doing well!
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
But, I mist!
There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…
I heard you the first time so just keep your shoes on; I am just putting on mine!
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 216
- 217
- 218
- 219
- 220
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
