A boy brought home his report card from school. His dad looked it over. His face became red as he said,”How did you manage to make one D and five F’s?”
The boy answered,”I guess I concentrated too hard on one subject.”
Why did the orange get half way up the hill?
Because it ran out of juice.
What does the king say when he is scared?
I want my mummy.
Why was the computer so cold?
It forgot to close it’s WINDOWS!
Why do porcupines always win at games?
Because they have the most points!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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