What does a black belt ear for lunch?
Kung-food!
What did the teddybear say after his dinner ?
I’m stuffed
Where are pencils made?
Pennsylvania!
A person in his apartment wants to go to the 7th floor; there are no stairs and no elevator. What does he do?
He drinks 7 up!
WHY DO BEES HUM
BECAUSE THEY forgot THE LYRICS!
What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
Limp-biscuit!
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