What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?
He got hogwarts!
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What happened when Harry Potter hugged a pig?
From Tristen, 9 years old, US
What’s 0 plus 0?
From Sydney and Summer, MN USA
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?
From Mr. Jay Does All, 10 years old, USA
What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?
From Amber, age 13, Independence, Missouri
Which is faster: Cold or Hot?
From Ankit Ghosh, 10 years old, India
Customer: Waiter, there’s a cockroach in the chicken soup!

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