You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?
Six.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Claudeah Gabbard, 12 years old, Michigan
You have 2 ducks behind 2 ducks, 2 ducks in front of 2 ducks and 2 ducks next to 2 ducks.
How many do you have?
From Rian Hennessy, 9 years old, Ireland
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
From Samiksha, age 12, India
What happens to gold when it is exposed to air?
From Judith Mary Sophia R, age 9, Hong Kong
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
From Crystal, 11 years old, Tatum, Texas
Why did the queen go to the dentist?
From Eryn, age 15, Georgia
Why do cows wear bells?

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