Which pets are always lying around the house?
Carpets!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
Did you hear about the man who plugged his blender into his television?
His channels are all mixed up!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
How did the cow get across the street?
To get to the other fence!
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