Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, “Dad are we poisonous snakes?” Father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattlers. Why do you ask?”
“Because I just bit my tongue!”
What tool do you use in math?
Multi-plyers!
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
When do clocks die?
When the time is up!
What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?
A jumbo Yeti!
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays in town for 2 days and left on Friday!
His horse’s name is Friday!
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