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From Cammy, age 15, USA

Who stole the soap out of the bathroom ?

The robber-duck!
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Filed Under: Kids

From Mae, age 12, Sydney, Australia

“Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it.”
“That’s easy: one, one, and twelve.”
“But twelve isn’t odd!”

“It’s an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee…”
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Filed Under: Food

From Disha, age 11, Maharashtra,India

What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?

An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Jokeperson705, 9 years old, North America

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE!

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Filed Under: Chicken

From Heather, age 12

There is a couple that had twins, a boy and a girl. The children’s uncle named them. What are their names?

The girl’s name is Deniece and the boy’s name is Denephew!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Amanda, 8 years old, Las Vegas

Why was the kangaroo laughing??

Because he got a kick out of his joke!
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Filed Under: Animal

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