Who stole the soap out of the bathroom ?
The robber-duck!
“Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it.”
“That’s easy: one, one, and twelve.”
“But twelve isn’t odd!”
“It’s an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee…”
What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!
There is a couple that had twins, a boy and a girl. The children’s uncle named them. What are their names?
The girl’s name is Deniece and the boy’s name is Denephew!
Why was the kangaroo laughing??
Because he got a kick out of his joke!
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