What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porkupine?
A slow poke!
What do dogs say when they see a wolf?
Woolf woolf!
Why did the PIG say MOO?
It was a very sick pig!!
What does an astronaut wear to the moon?
An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)
What did the worker bee say to the queen bee?
Hi, honey!
Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, “Dad are we poisonous snakes?” Father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattlers. Why do you ask?”
“Because I just bit my tongue!”
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