One day a mom walked into a pet store and saod, “Can I have a dog for my son?” The pet store owner said,
“Sorry ma’am, we don’t do swaps.”
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
Which fish is a comedian?
The clownfish!
How did Ben Franklin feel after he flew a kite in a thunderstorm?
Shocked!
Mum-Oh, poor Lily, did the bee sting you?
Lily-Yes
Mum-Let’s put some cream on it then.
Lily- Don’t be silly, it’ll be MILES away by now!!
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