Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?
They had no drum sticks!
What did the teddy bear say after eating a whole bag of cookies?
I’m stuffed!
Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I butter not tell you, it might spread!
What do you do with dead elements?
Barium!
Why did the baseball smell?
Because it was a foul ball!!!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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