What does a cow say when a person is in front of her at the movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooove!
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
Every animal! Houses can’t jump!
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond!
What kind of lightsaber did Luke Skywalker use when he was right?
A rightsaber!
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
Why are barbers good drivers?
Because they always take the short cuts!!!
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