What did the cow say when she saw her calf’s messy room?
Were you raised in a barn?
What is a vampire’s favorite bank?
A blood bank!
What did the undies say to the motorbike?
I can do better skids then you!
A boy brought home his report card from school. His dad looked it over. His face became red as he said,”How did you manage to make one D and five F’s?”
The boy answered,”I guess I concentrated too hard on one subject.”
What does the king say when he is scared?
I want my mummy.
Why was the computer so cold?
It forgot to close it’s WINDOWS!
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