Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to prove to the armadillo that it could be done!
What did the burger say to the fries when the burger was winning the race?
Ha! You need to ketchup!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate (8) 9!
What is the longest word ever?
S-mile-s! There’s a mile between S and another S!
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read!
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