What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner’s on me!
Why did the dog jump into the fire?
Because it wanted to become a hot dog!
What did the baby Tulip say to its baby-sitter?
”I want my Poppy and my Mum!”
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
A lawn MEOW-er.
What do you do when you surf the web?
You ride the Internet!
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!
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