Did you hear about the man who plugged his blender into his television?
His channels are all mixed up!
Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?
No, they usually eat their fingers separately!
How did the cow get across the street?
To get to the other fence!
Who stole the soap out of the bathroom ?
The robber-duck!
“Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it.”
“That’s easy: one, one, and twelve.”
“But twelve isn’t odd!”
“It’s an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee…”
What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
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