Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?
Because he didn’t have enough dough!
What did the lawyer name his daughter???
Sue
Doctor, doctor! My son has a pencil stuck up his nose!
Then use a pen until I get there!
Why did Gabriella sing and play drums when she was lost?
Because she was lost in music!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
It let out a little wine!
Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow?
Because she wanted to have sweet dreams!
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