What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A porkchop.
What’s a super hero computer called?
A screen saver!
There is a green glass door. Only certain things can pass through. An apple can go through, but a chair can’t. A ball can, but a computer can’t. Why?
It’s a grEEn glaSS dOOr. Only things with double letters can pass through!
How do baby goats know how to multiply?
They are just smart kids!
There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
Why did the bee get married ?
‘Cause he found his honey!
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